GM - He touches his weiner A LOT. At least, I assume that's what he's doing in the office all the time.
ASM - We call him the "Ass Man" for a reason. We rotate a lot of junior managers through our store because apparently, only one assistant manager in the entire area can stand to work for this guy. Possibly, they touch each others weiners a lot - and I don't mean they are gay. They just seem to spend a lot of time helping each other figure out how NOT to work for a living.
KM - Our kitchen manager. He's in his 30's and spikes his hair like a Backstreet Boy. 'Nuf said.
